July 2012
1 post
“I HATE THIS PLACE! THE SERVICE IS SERIOUSLY LACKING SINCERITY!!!! The naeng...”
Jul 30th
2 notes
June 2012
4 posts
“Yuck! If you want to fart allllllll night and feel like crap after eating a...”
– 1-star review of Dog Haus by Katie H.
Jun 22nd
3 notes
“ok, check this place out…..the hainan chicken i admit is good….but...”
– 1-star review of Savoy Kitchen by Roger W.
Jun 22nd
4 notes
“This review is based purely on their marketing concept of “street...”
–  2-star review of Night + Market by Arv R.
Jun 21st
10 notes
Anonymous asked: Hi!!! Why no more updates?
Jun 19th
1 note
September 2011
4 posts
“Fun place located in a old house. Beer was decent, food was average. We had a...”
– 2-star review of Dodging Duck Brewhaus (Boerne, TX) by Ron L.
Sep 14th
10 notes
“they are famous for their cold noodle soup which is great on a hot muggy day, or...”
–  2-star review of Corner Place by Josh K.
Sep 13th
5 notes
“If you like ugly green Formica, bright lights and service as cold as the raw ...”
–  1-star review of Urasawa by Scott A.
Sep 3rd
6 notes
“Well, I’ve never even eaten here…….so why, you ask, do I even...”
–  1-star review of Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles (Hollywood) by Claudia B.
Sep 3rd
34 notes
August 2011
16 posts
Anonymous asked: I am surprised there isn't more content on this site. They have about 1.6 million 1-star reviews. A techie should be able to write a program to import all of those reviews from the site.
Aug 28th
23 notes
“Do not go there thinking they are really vegetarian-friendly in spite of the...”
–  1-star review of Tender Greens (WeHo) by Vegan V.
Aug 28th
3 notes
“You eventually realize that the only secret ingredient that matters is paying...”
– The Meal that Ended My Career as a Restaurant Critic by Steve Silberman (via viafrank)
Aug 25th
50 notes
“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re...”
–  RIP Mitch Hedberg
Aug 25th
91 notes
tersaudades asked: I was excited by the idea of this Tumblr but half these entries are totally legit complaints. The guy who ordered the sandwich and received separately packaged slices of bread? How is he a douchebag? That place must really suck!
Aug 24th
47 notes
“Aside from the meat-heads/losers/scumbags who stand around in front all day and...”
–  2-star review of The Oaks Gourmet by Stef B.
Aug 24th
4 notes
“This place is definitely not an AYCE if that is what you are looking forward to....”
–  1-star review of Honey Pig by Connie H.
Aug 24th
“Don’t park here at night or they’ll tow your car like the asses they...”
–  1-star review of Bay Cities Italian Deli & Bakery by Andrew K.
Aug 19th
3 notes
“I ordered the broiled crab cakes and they were really good and i called and...”
–  1-star review of Stratford Diner by Dalia B.
Aug 17th
351 notes
“I walked through the door of this place and one look at the crowd was enough to...”
–  1-star review of Mariscos Las Palmas by J.W.
Aug 15th
24 notes
“The crowd, okay I guess… mostly Asians and Mexicans, each ignoring each...”
–  2-star review of Broadway Bar by Charles P.
Aug 15th
5 notes
“Although I never actually stepped foot inside this restaurant, I can’t...”
–  1-star review of Pizzeria Mozza by Christa K.
Aug 14th
8 notes
“It is hard to see how anyone besides parents of bratty kids and pedophiles would...”
–  1-star review of Clearman’s Galley by Elaine W.
Aug 14th
7 notes
“I don’t like Vroman’s and I have a valid reason. I only go to...”
–  1-star review of Vroman’s Bookstore by Tina L.
Aug 13th
29 notes
“Racism Restaurant?! My husband and I went there for the first time since we...”
–  1-star review of Mastro’s Steakhouse by Hye Won L.
Aug 13th
11 notes
“If I am eating Mexican, I need my salsa. I don’t give a crap how much...”
–  1-star review of La Cevicheria by David Iceman L.
Aug 13th
14 notes
“There were people outside in their pajamas. How difficult is it to change into...”
–  1-star review of The Donut Man by Michelle C.
Aug 1st
22 notes
July 2011
19 posts
“Places full of sophisticated consumers get good stuff and places full of idiots...”
–  1-star review of HMS Bounty by Eli K.
Jul 31st
“people were shoving others to get up front until I had to yell that I had been...”
–  1-star review of Porto’s Bakery by NanaDiana M.
Jul 31st
14 notes
“the silverware is really cheap, at first i though they were made of plastic. the...”
–  2-star review of Son of a Gun by Joanne L.
Jul 31st
“I love junk food, I know is not good for you but its the best. They have the...”
–  1-star review of McDonald’s by Evelyn V.
Jul 31st
14 notes
“Soda came out 15 minutes after I ordered it. It sucked. It tasted like Club soda...”
–  1-star review of Olio Pizzeria & Cafe by Ginsu T.
Jul 31st
“wtf, try to go to Langer’s on the day after Thanksgiving, and it is...”
–  1-star review of Langer’s Delicatessen Restaurant by Carla B.
Jul 31st
1 note
“I’m vegan/vegetarian at home, but not as picky when I go out. However, I...”
–  1-star review of Langer’s Delicatessen Restaurant by Elizabeth R.
Jul 31st
1 note
“They are trying to get peple from downtown who work and can’t take forever...”
–  1-star review of Wurstkuche by Ron S.
Jul 31st
7 notes
“This restaurant is CONFUSED. Going for ‘dainty’ frenchy place, with...”
–  1-star review of Elements Cafe by Aadila M.
Jul 28th
56 notes
“I was wrong, there is still flaw in LACMA. I think it has to do with the design,...”
–  2-star review of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art by George M.
Jul 18th
“I have never heard of ordering a sandwich and then getting home to find your...”
–  1-star review of Bludso’s BBQ by Michele K.
Jul 18th
2 notes
“I tried it but the barbecue meat was so fatty and I couldn’t chew...”
–  1-star review of The Park’s Finest by Jennifer I.
Jul 18th
“WE WAITED FOR FUCKING 45 MINUTES WHILE EVERYONE SURROUNDING US GOT FOOD WITHIN...”
–  1-star review of Jitlada by Wayne L.
Jul 18th
“This place is totally over- rated. And way over priced for what you get....”
– 1-star review of Square One Dining by Rob J.
Jul 18th
“Our head waiter was very good and did very well to check up on us for drinks and...”
–  1-star review of Providence by Kenny K.
Jul 17th
66 notes
“But, there’s a trend in LA of things like calf brains and the cheek of...”
–  1-star review of Animal by Patricia H.
Jul 17th
5 notes
“The food was fresh, the service was great, and the trendy atmosphere was...”
–  3-star review of Golden State by Patricia C.
Jul 17th
1 note
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“The sushi here is amazing! It literally melts in your mouth.  BUT little did i...”
–  2-star review of Sugarfish by David N.
Jul 17th
18 notes