“There were people outside in their pajamas. How difficult is it to change into street clothes? That just ghettoed the place. My brother brought 2 donuts from donut man and nobody ate them. We all said ew. It’s just a donut.”—
“Places full of sophisticated consumers get good stuff and places full of idiots have a lot of HMS Bounties. The idiot grade inflation needs to stop. This place is a loser, and you’re obviously a moron if you think otherwise.”—
“people were shoving others to get up front until I had to yell that I had been there far longer and the sales clerks were totally ignoring me. Now I am not short, I am 5’7”. Perhaps my problem was that I was raised with manners and other cultures were raised to fight for the right to a bakery item. When I finally retrieved the cake, the sales girl looked at me and said “Is this what you have been waiting for”. I wanted to smash her face into the cake. My sons and their families rave over it, as for me, if I want to get pushed around in a marketplace I will go to a third world country.”—
“I’m vegan/vegetarian at home, but not as picky when I go out. However, I will only eat fish and a little bit of dairy out. Obviously, this is not the place for vegetarians or people who care about their health. I ordered potato pancakes—seriously greasy and heavy. The applesauce, to my horror, was hospital grade slop. Am I really so spoiled as to expect homemade with chunks of apples and darkened with spices? I could only eat a couple pancakes and then felt queasy. I got a cookie too, but was still hungry.”—
1-star review of Langer’s Delicatessen Restaurant by Elizabeth R.
“They are trying to get peple from downtown who work and can’t take forever for lunch — pretend like you are trying to move it. They don’t even start cooking the dogs until you order. You must be kidding. This place could be great —- but right now it is just a place to wait.”—
“This restaurant is CONFUSED. Going for ‘dainty’ frenchy place, with menu item names you can’t pronounce (misleading as all food boring simple). Owner is super white. But everyone else is mexican with HUGE accents, that make it a mexican restaurant atmosphere instead. = mess up ambiance. There’s Nothing Wrong with hespanics!! It just messes the ambiance. It’s like having Chinese accent guy serving you Indian food.”—
“I was wrong, there is still flaw in LACMA. I think it has to do with the design, the three separate buildings break-up the museum into 3 exhibits that you have to pay separately for. It proves to be too much of a hassle to bother with in my opinion.”—
2-star review of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art by George M.
“WE WAITED FOR FUCKING 45 MINUTES WHILE EVERYONE SURROUNDING US GOT FOOD WITHIN 5-10 MINUTES. AND IT TURNED OUT THE WAITRESS FORGOT TO PUT IN OUR ORDER. SHE DIDN’T EVEN COME TO US PERSONALLY TO INFORM US. IT WAS SOME OTHER CHICK. WE HAD TO GET GOING BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR SHOW. AND WHEN WE ASKED FOR CHECK THIS FUCKING BITCH SHOWED UP, APOLOGIZING WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SINCERITY WHATSOEVER.”—