August 2011
16 posts
Anonymous asked: I am surprised there isn't more content on this site. They have about 1.6 million 1-star reviews. A techie should be able to write a program to import all of those reviews from the site.
Aug 28th
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“Do not go there thinking they are really vegetarian-friendly in spite of the...”
–  1-star review of Tender Greens (WeHo) by Vegan V.
Aug 28th
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“You eventually realize that the only secret ingredient that matters is paying...”
– The Meal that Ended My Career as a Restaurant Critic by Steve Silberman (via viafrank)
Aug 25th
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“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re...”
–  RIP Mitch Hedberg
Aug 25th
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tersaudades asked: I was excited by the idea of this Tumblr but half these entries are totally legit complaints. The guy who ordered the sandwich and received separately packaged slices of bread? How is he a douchebag? That place must really suck!
Aug 24th
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“Aside from the meat-heads/losers/scumbags who stand around in front all day and...”
–  2-star review of The Oaks Gourmet by Stef B.
Aug 24th
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“This place is definitely not an AYCE if that is what you are looking forward to....”
–  1-star review of Honey Pig by Connie H.
Aug 24th
“Don’t park here at night or they’ll tow your car like the asses they...”
–  1-star review of Bay Cities Italian Deli & Bakery by Andrew K.
Aug 19th
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“I ordered the broiled crab cakes and they were really good and i called and...”
–  1-star review of Stratford Diner by Dalia B.
Aug 17th
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“I walked through the door of this place and one look at the crowd was enough to...”
–  1-star review of Mariscos Las Palmas by J.W.
Aug 15th
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“The crowd, okay I guess… mostly Asians and Mexicans, each ignoring each...”
–  2-star review of Broadway Bar by Charles P.
Aug 15th
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“Although I never actually stepped foot inside this restaurant, I can’t...”
–  1-star review of Pizzeria Mozza by Christa K.
Aug 14th
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“It is hard to see how anyone besides parents of bratty kids and pedophiles would...”
–  1-star review of Clearman’s Galley by Elaine W.
Aug 14th
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“I don’t like Vroman’s and I have a valid reason. I only go to...”
–  1-star review of Vroman’s Bookstore by Tina L.
Aug 13th
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“Racism Restaurant?! My husband and I went there for the first time since we...”
–  1-star review of Mastro’s Steakhouse by Hye Won L.
Aug 13th
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“If I am eating Mexican, I need my salsa. I don’t give a crap how much...”
–  1-star review of La Cevicheria by David Iceman L.
Aug 13th
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