Fuck You Yelper

an exploration of the douchebaggery idiots commit when enabled with an internet connection, enough money for a meal, and a sense of entitlement.

Soda came out 15 minutes after I ordered it. It sucked. It tasted like Club soda with a splash of Crystal Light.

1-star review of Olio Pizzeria & Cafe by Ginsu T.

wtf, try to go to Langer’s on the day after Thanksgiving, and it is CLOSED!
For four days!!!

1-star review of Langer’s Delicatessen Restaurant by Carla B.

I’m vegan/vegetarian at home, but not as picky when I go out. However, I will only eat fish and a little bit of dairy out. Obviously, this is not the place for vegetarians or people who care about their health. I ordered potato pancakes—seriously greasy and heavy. The applesauce, to my horror, was hospital grade slop. Am I really so spoiled as to expect homemade with chunks of apples and darkened with spices? I could only eat a couple pancakes and then felt queasy. I got a cookie too, but was still hungry.

1-star review of Langer’s Delicatessen Restaurant by Elizabeth R.

They are trying to get peple from downtown who work and can’t take forever for lunch — pretend like you are trying to move it. They don’t even start cooking the dogs until you order. You must be kidding. This place could be great —- but right now it is just a place to wait.

1-star review of Wurstkuche by Ron S.

This restaurant is CONFUSED. Going for ‘dainty’ frenchy place, with menu item names you can’t pronounce (misleading as all food boring simple). Owner is super white. But everyone else is mexican with HUGE accents, that make it a mexican restaurant atmosphere instead. = mess up ambiance. There’s Nothing Wrong with hespanics!! It just messes the ambiance. It’s like having Chinese accent guy serving you Indian food.

1-star review of Elements Cafe by Aadila M.

I was wrong, there is still flaw in LACMA. I think it has to do with the design, the three separate buildings break-up the museum into 3 exhibits that you have to pay separately for. It proves to be too much of a hassle to bother with in my opinion.

2-star review of the Los Angeles County Museum of Art by George M.

I have never heard of ordering a sandwich and then getting home to find your meat packaged by itself and then two of the saddest, stalest pieces of white bread packaged seperately.

1-star review of Bludso’s BBQ by Michele K.

I tried it but the barbecue meat was so fatty and I couldn’t chew …

Other than that, everything was good

1-star review of The Park’s Finest by Jennifer I.

WE WAITED FOR FUCKING 45 MINUTES WHILE EVERYONE SURROUNDING US GOT FOOD WITHIN 5-10 MINUTES. AND IT TURNED OUT THE WAITRESS FORGOT TO PUT IN OUR ORDER. SHE DIDN’T EVEN COME TO US PERSONALLY TO INFORM US. IT WAS SOME OTHER CHICK. WE HAD TO GET GOING BECAUSE WE WERE GONNA BE LATE FOR OUR SHOW. AND WHEN WE ASKED FOR CHECK THIS FUCKING BITCH SHOWED UP, APOLOGIZING WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SINCERITY WHATSOEVER.

1-star review of Jitlada by Wayne L.

This place is totally over- rated. And way over priced for what you get. There’s so many better local/organic places for the price.

Plus, why no filtered water? They serve LA tap water with your $12 gourmet breakfast burrito.

—1-star review of Square One Dining by Rob J.