Fuck You Yelper

"I HATE THIS PLACE! THE SERVICE IS SERIOUSLY LACKING SINCERITY!!!! The naeng myun is naeng..."

Mon, 30 Jul 2012 12:29:20 -0700

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I HATE THIS PLACE! THE SERVICE IS SERIOUSLY LACKING SINCERITY!!!! The naeng myun is naeng myun… nothing special really. Is there no good naeng myun place in all of SOCAL. My friend says that soot bull jeep galbi and naeng myun really hits the spot for her, so I shall try one of these days.

Seriously the service is here is soooooo weird. They try to be extra nice to you, but somehow ends up being fake. I don’t know, the whole experience was super ‘off and I don’t mean ‘off” in a quirky cute way, I mean ‘off” in a, ‘I wanna hurry up and eat what I ordered and get the heck out of this place’ way. Honestly, the service of the waitstaff and the management seemed cultish for some reason.

NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THIS HELL HOLE!

1 star review of Chilbo Myunok by Stacey R.

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"Yuck! If you want to fart allllllll night and feel like crap after eating a bunch of greasy food..."

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:42:50 -0700

“Yuck! If you want to fart allllllll night and feel like crap after eating a bunch of greasy food then this your place ! What really grossed me out is a worker coming through the isle with the trash can full should have taken it as a sign not to eat here! The hotdogs are way to thick ! Yuck oh Yuck! Happy Farts!”

- 1-star review of Dog Haus by Katie H.

"ok, check this place out…..the hainan chicken i admit is good….but is it $9 good? i mean..."

Fri, 22 Jun 2012 12:28:43 -0700

“ok, check this place out…..the hainan chicken i admit is good….but is it $9 good? i mean the chicken looks like it died from starvation. naw, i rather get an 8pc fried chicken for $7.99………..”

- 1-star review of Savoy Kitchen by Roger W.

"This review is based purely on their marketing concept of “street food” and the concept..."

Wed, 20 Jun 2012 15:28:00 -0700

“This review is based purely on their marketing concept of “street food” and the concept of an ice cream sandwich. I didn’t actually get to eat the food, that’s why I’m bitching. First, I’m Thai and have traveled extensively throughout Southeast Asia, eating a ton of street food along the way. So, when someplace markets itself as a street food place I expect that all their shit is portable. So, it was to my surprise after I drive my happy ass to Sunset Blvd. on a Saturday night and try to order an ice cream sandwich, to be told that they don’t make it to go.”

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2-star review of Night + Market by Arv R.

Hi!!! Why no more updates?

Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:09:20 -0700

Sorry, life got in the way of things…but this should be back up and running in full force shortly. Stay tuned…

"Fun place located in a old house. Beer was decent, food was average. We had a large group and..."

Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:16:00 -0700

““Fun place located in a old house. Beer was decent, food was average. We had a large group and service was excellent. One complaint - no TVs to watch football.””

- 2-star review of Dodging Duck Brewhaus (Boerne, TX) by Ron L.

"they are famous for their cold noodle soup which is great on a hot muggy day, or any day…. BUT..."

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 21:36:22 -0700

“they are famous for their cold noodle soup which is great on a hot muggy day, or any day…. BUT dont expect to go there JUST to have their cold noodle soup. they pretty much expect you to have meat (which is pricey) and if u dont they give you a dirty look (they did that at the cerritos location). their service is terrible, but that is typical of korean restaurants in so cal. noodles good, service bad!”

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2-star review of Corner Place by Josh K.

"If you like ugly green Formica, bright lights and service as cold as the raw fish this is the place..."

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 09:02:16 -0700

“If you like ugly green Formica, bright lights and service as cold as the raw fish this is the place for you. We walked out after being informed that it was exclusive and “reservations only” at $325 per person. The place was empty on a Friday night and there was another couple who walked out after us.”

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1-star review of Urasawa by Scott A.

"Well, I’ve never even eaten here…….so why, you ask, do I even bother to rate this..."

Sat, 03 Sep 2011 08:46:00 -0700

“Well, I’ve never even eaten here…….so why, you ask, do I even bother to rate this place? Because I did walk in here, sit down, and read the menu. Then I looked at my friends and said, “There’s no way I can eat this.” It was all grease and fat and a whole buncha yuck jumbled together. NO WAY. I’m just not into that kind of eating or food combinations…..so NOT appealing to me. So we left….yet, it’s a local institution of sorts. Oh well.”

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1-star review of Roscoe’s House of Chicken and Waffles (Hollywood) by Claudia B.

I am surprised there isn't more content on this site. They have about 1.6 million 1-star reviews. A techie should be able to write a program to import all of those reviews from the site.

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 16:11:08 -0700

i like your enthusiasm for the site, however, there are plenty of legitimate 1-star reviews. consider this an artisan, hand-crafted tumblr that’s curated by some schmuck wasting time on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.

"Do not go there thinking they are really vegetarian-friendly in spite of the name. They don’t..."

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 16:06:11 -0700

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Do not go there thinking they are really vegetarian-friendly in spite of the name. They don’t even have tofu on the menu for cryin’ out loud!!

Feeding food to animals that are killed is not sustainable. And certainly not TENDER OR GREEN!!

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1-star review of Tender Greens (WeHo) by Vegan V.

"You eventually realize that the only secret ingredient that matters is paying attention to what..."

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:24:00 -0700

“You eventually realize that the only secret ingredient that matters is paying attention to what you’re eating— and a dash of gratitude.”

- The Meal that Ended My Career as a Restaurant Critic by Steve Silberman (via viafrank)

"I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re closed.” You..."

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 18:46:51 -0700

“I was walking by a dry cleaner at 3 a.m., and it said “Sorry, we’re closed.” You don’t have to be sorry. It’s 3 a.m., and you’re a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I’m not gonna walk by at 10 a.m. and say, “Hey, I walked by at 3, you guys were closed. Someone owes me an apology. This jacket would be halfway done!””

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RIP Mitch Hedberg

I was excited by the idea of this Tumblr but half these entries are totally legit complaints. The guy who ordered the sandwich and received separately packaged slices of bread? How is he a douchebag? That place must really suck!

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:17:00 -0700

The review is for Bludso’s which is a great BBQ joint in South LA. The reason the bread is packaged separately is so that the sandwich doesn’t get soggy from all the BBQ sauce. It’s actually really considerate of them to do so.

It bums me out that you think the place sucks based on that review.

I’ve been over there, and had a great time. Met w/ Mr. Bludso, talked about football and enjoyed some great BBQ that you really can’t get on my side of town.

Forget the review…if you’re ever in the area, try it for yourself:

http://www.yelp.com/biz/bludsos-bbq-compton

"Aside from the meat-heads/losers/scumbags who stand around in front all day and smoke cigars and..."

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:09:16 -0700

“Aside from the meat-heads/losers/scumbags who stand around in front all day and smoke cigars and tell stories about “beating that fool down and then saying, like, what up now!”, this place is pretty okay. But it is worth visiting only if you are desperate enough to deal with the lack of parking, jobless local residents/”background actors” and roving transplants from the East Coast and Scientology across the street.”

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2-star review of The Oaks Gourmet by Stef B.

"This place is definitely not an AYCE if that is what you are looking forward to. Everything is..."

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:05:48 -0700

“This place is definitely not an AYCE if that is what you are looking forward to. Everything is ordered a la cart and each item is equivalent to one person at an AYCe Korean BBQ.”

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1-star review of Honey Pig by Connie H.

"Don’t park here at night or they’ll tow your car like the asses they are."

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 21:14:06 -0700

“Don’t park here at night or they’ll tow your car like the asses they are.”

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1-star review of Bay Cities Italian Deli & Bakery by Andrew K.

"I ordered the broiled crab cakes and they were really good and i called and asked if i could speak..."

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:25:40 -0700

“I ordered the broiled crab cakes and they were really good and i called and asked if i could speak to the supervisor and the girl that asnswerd the phone wanted to know what it was in reference to and I told her it was regarding the food i ordered and and she said what was wrong with it and i said nothing i just wanted to let him or her know that it was good and then she was like ok hold on. When the manager got on the phone and i thanked him and let him know it was good he said thank you and you welcome but seemed like he was in a rush. I don’t think i will be eating their anymore because if the manager is not nice then what does that say about the business they are running and the people in it.”

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1-star review of Stratford Diner by Dalia B.

"I walked through the door of this place and one look at the crowd was enough to convince me it..."

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 13:32:00 -0700

“I walked through the door of this place and one look at the crowd was enough to convince me it wasn’t for me and I left. If you yelled “La Migra!” in there everyone would bolt for the back door. A little too autentico for my taste, but you could probably swing by there with your pickup truck to get some day laborers.”

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1-star review of Mariscos Las Palmas by J.W.

"The crowd, okay I guess… mostly Asians and Mexicans, each ignoring each other. I meet one..."

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 09:47:56 -0700

“The crowd, okay I guess… mostly Asians and Mexicans, each ignoring each other. I meet one classy person though. Some chubby Mexican guy with a pierced lip, trendy hat and a neck tie walked into the bathroom, I was next in line. He walked straight up to the bathroom I told him the line started 10 people behind me. He asked me if I had ever been to prison, some place called “The Pit”. He then insisted I apologize to him… no way I am fighting a chubby Mexican with anger and fashion issues over a very dirty toilet!! Oh yeah and someone probably a relative of the same guy apparently mistaken the urinal for a toilet, party foul for going #2 in the urinal on a busy night…”

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2-star review of Broadway Bar by Charles P.